Peter: Alright, so this Bible chapter is Psalms 69. It's all about this guy who's in a heap of trouble, and he's crying out to God for help.

Lois: Oh, sounds like a real bummer.

Brian: Yeah, it's kinda like when I was stuck in that hole in my backyard and I kept screaming for someone to get me out.

Peter: Right, except this guy's troubles are way worse than that. He's being insulted and mocked and everyone's out to get him.

Lois: Wow, that sounds really awful.

Stewie: It's like when I got stuck in that tree branch and no one was around to help me.

Peter: Right, but unlike Stewie, this guy is asking God for help. He's crying out to Him and begging for mercy.

Brian: And it's like God answered him, because at the end of the chapter, he says he's been saved and he praises God for His help.

Lois: That's nice. It's like when I got stuck in that dress and my husband was there to help me get out.

Peter: Exactly. So all's well that ends well. Now, who wants some Cheesy Poofs?