Peter: Alright, guys, so Psalms 121. Let's see here. (reading) "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help."

Lois: Hmm. That's nice.

Brian: Yeah, sure...but did they have hills back then?

Stewie: Who cares? It's just like when the Power Rangers had to climb a mountain to get to their secret base.

Chris: What are you talking about? That would never work in real life.

Peter: (interrupting) Okay, okay, that's enough. Moving on. (reading) "My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth."

Lois: Aww, that's sweet.

Brian: Yeah, it's like that old saying, "God helps those who help themselves."

Stewie: (scolding) That's not in the Bible, Brian.

Chris: Yeah, it's not. It's from Ben Franklin.

Peter: (reading) "He will not suffer thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber."

Lois: That's a comforting thought.

Brian: Yeah, it's like when Batman never sleeps, he just keeps a vigilant watch over Gotham.

Stewie: Yeah, but Batman isn't real, Brian.

Chris: Yeah, but God is.

Lois: That's right. And that's the message of Psalms 121.