Peter: Alright, guys, so Psalms 121. Let's see here. (reading) "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help."
Lois: Hmm. That's nice.
Brian: Yeah, sure...but did they have hills back then?
Stewie: Who cares? It's just like when the Power Rangers had to climb a mountain to get to their secret base.
Chris: What are you talking about? That would never work in real life.
Peter: (interrupting) Okay, okay, that's enough. Moving on. (reading) "My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth."
Lois: Aww, that's sweet.
Brian: Yeah, it's like that old saying, "God helps those who help themselves."
Stewie: (scolding) That's not in the Bible, Brian.
Chris: Yeah, it's not. It's from Ben Franklin.
Peter: (reading) "He will not suffer thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber."
Lois: That's a comforting thought.
Brian: Yeah, it's like when Batman never sleeps, he just keeps a vigilant watch over Gotham.
Stewie: Yeah, but Batman isn't real, Brian.
Chris: Yeah, but God is.
Lois: That's right. And that's the message of Psalms 121.