Scene: Peter and Stewie in the living room

Peter: Alright, what's the Bible chapter for today?

Stewie: Psalms 64.

Peter: Ah, Psalms. Where God pronounces his judgements and stuff?

Stewie: Yeah, something like that.

Peter: Well, let's see what it says. It starts with "Hear my voice, O God, in my prayer: preserve my life from fear of the enemy."

Stewie: Sounds intense.

Peter: Yeah, and it goes on to say "Hide me from the secret counsel of the wicked; from the insurrection of the workers of iniquity."

Stewie: Wow, so God's gonna show those guys who's boss!

Peter: Yeah, and it goes on to say that "They sharpen their tongues like a serpent; the poison of asps is under their lips."

Stewie: Gee, they sound like they're up to no good.

Peter: Yeah, God's not gonna let them get away with it. It says "Keep me, O God, from the hands of the wicked; preserve me from the violent man; who have purposed to overthrow my goings."

Stewie: Well, it looks like God's gonna protect his people from the bad guys. Like Aunt Lois when she gets mad at Uncle Peter for something stupid he did.