• Chapter 1

    Peter: Alright, so it's time for our summary of the Bible chapter by chapter. This week, we're looking at Micah 1. Lois: That's right, Peter. Micah 1 is all about the prophecy of destruction and judgement of Samaria and Judah.

  • Chapter 2

    Peter: Alright, so in Micah 2, we got a pretty intense look into the future of Israel. Lois: Yeah, it's like God's about to obliterate them for not following his orders. It's like when we forgot to pick up Stewie from soccer practice and he had to take the bus home.

  • Chapter 3

    Lois: Alright, so what's the deal with Micah 3? Peter: Uhh, I think it's about God being mad at the rulers and priests cuz they're not doing their job. Stewie: Really? That sounds so boring. Brian: Yeah, but God's not happy.

  • Chapter 4

    Peter: Alright, this is the summary of Micah 4: Brian, you ready? Brian: I'm always ready, Peter. Peter: Okay, so in this chapter, God speaks to the nations and says they're gonna be judged, but then he says that after the judgment, he'll make sure his people are living in peace.

  • Chapter 5

    Peter: Alright, so, Micah 5... Meg, you take it. Meg: Ugh, fine. So, it's all about how God is gonna send a ruler from Bethlehem to save the Israelites. He'll be like a shepherd, leading the people and getting rid of all the bad guys, like a superhero or something.

  • Chapter 6

    Peter: Alright, so for Micah 6, we need to talk about what the Lord requires of us. Lois: He has shown us, O people, what is good. And what does the Lord require of us? Stewie: To do justice, to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God.

  • Chapter 7

    [Peter enters the room] Peter: Hey guys, I've got the summary for Micah 7. Lois: Oh wow, hit us with it. Peter: Alright, so Micah 7 is all about the Lord's mercy and forgiveness. He tells us that even though we sin, He will forgive us, so we can start over.