Peter: Alright, so it's time for our summary of the Bible chapter by chapter. This week, we're looking at Micah 1.

Lois: That's right, Peter. Micah 1 is all about the prophecy of destruction and judgement of Samaria and Judah.

Brian: Oh, boy. This is going to be a bummer.

Meg: Yeah, it's all about how God is mad at them for their wickedness and idolatry.

Stewie: And then He's going to punish them with fire and destruction and such.

Peter: Well, that's one way to get people's attention. Like that time I tried to teach the kids a lesson by showing them the movie 'Cats & Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore'.

Lois: Peter, that's not really relevant.

Peter: Oh, right. Sorry. So, yea, God is really mad and He's going to punish them for their wickedness. He's even going to make the city of Jerusalem as bare as a rock, like one of those bald characters from the 'Austin Powers' movies.

Brian: Ah, I get it. That's pretty funny.

Meg: Yea, and then it says that the Lord is going to make a great noise and the people will mourn.

Stewie: Like when the 'Rocky' theme song plays at the end of the movie and everyone gets all weepy and stuff.

Peter: Yeah, exactly. That's why I always bring tissues to the movies. You never know when a sad song is gonna make you cry.