Peter: Alright family, it's time for another chapter of the Bible. Let's check out Revelation 1. Lois: So what does it say? Peter: Well, it's all about Jesus appearing to John the Apostle in a vision. →

Peter: Alright, so here's the deal with Revelation 2. Jesus is like, writing letters to the seven churches of Asia, and he's telling them what's up. Lois: Yeah? So what does Jesus have to say? Peter: Well, first off he's like, "I know your deeds and your hard work, and how you don't tolerate evil. →

Peter: Alright, so, Revelation 3. So, God is like, talking to the church in Laodicea, telling them they’re lukewarm and that he’s about to vomit them out of his mouth. Lois: Oh, Peter, this is a family show! →

Peter: Alright, so Revelation Chapter 4... Stewie: Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what happens next! Brian: Yeah, this should be good. Peter: So, it starts with John seeing a door in the heavens open, and a voice invites him to come up. →

Peter: Well, uh, in Revelation 5, it starts out with these really fancy creatures and elders and whatnot. Lois: Oh, like the cast of the live-action Lion King movie? Peter: Yeah, kinda. So, uh, they're all singing and praising this Lion-Lamb creature that's sitting on this throne, and he's got seven horns and seven eyes, and everyone's singing about him and worshipping him and stuff. →

Lois: Alright, so this is Revelation 6. Peter: Ok, so what's it about? Lois: Well, it starts with the Lamb of God opening the first of the seven seals. Peter: Is he like a little lamb lamb or a really big one? Lois: No, the Lamb of God is symbolic. →

Peter: Alright, so in Revelation 7, it's all about these four creatures. They're like angels and they're standing at the four corners of the Earth, and they're holding back the four winds so they won't hurt the Earth. →

Peter: So, I was reading Revelation 8 and it said that when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in Heaven for about half an hour. Lois: That's a long time, even for Heaven. Brian: Yeah, and then after that, seven angels were given seven trumpets and instructed to blow them. →

Peter: Alright, so, Revelation 9 - okay, here goes. So, there's this really big star that falls from the sky and it has the keys to the bottomless pit. And then it opens the pit and smoke starts coming out of it like when you open a can of pork and beans. →

Lois: Alright, so Revelation 10... Peter: Oh, I know this one! It's when the angel tells the apostle John to eat the little scroll, right? Brian: Yeah, and then John eats it and it's sweet in his mouth but it turns bitter in his stomach. →

Peter: Alright, so according to Revelation 11, there's this temple in heaven that gets measured, and two prophets show up who get to prophesy for 1,260 days. Stewie: Oh, you mean like a Game of Thrones-style prophecy? →

Peter: "OK, so Revelation 12, this is the chapter where a 'great sign' appears in the sky. It looks like a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. →

Brian: So, what's this one about? Peter: Oh, this is cool. It's Revelation 13, which is all about the beast from the sea with seven heads and ten horns. Lois: Ooh, like the movie Seven Heads and Ten Horns? →

Lois: So what are we talkin' about today, Peter? Peter: Revelation 14! So, the angel with the eternal gospel is flying around, warning everyone to worship God and avoid the beast. Then an angel from heaven harvests the earth and another angel follows him, shouting that the winepress of God's wrath is full and it's time for judgment. →

Peter: Alright, folks, here's Revelation 15. It starts off with some of God's angels singing and playing music, praising him for his power. Lois: Wow, sounds like a party! Brian: That's one way to get ready for the final battle between good and evil. →

Peter: Alright, so this chapter of Revelation talks about seven angels pouring out seven plagues on the earth. It's like the ultimate game of Seven Minutes in Heaven. Lois: Except no one is having any fun. →

Peter: Hey Lois, I just read Revelation 17. Lois: What did it say? Peter: Well, it starts off with an angel showing John a woman riding a beast with seven heads and 10 horns. Cleveland: Sounds like a bad episode of Game of Thrones. →

Peter: Alright, so Revelation 18 is all about Babylon. It's the BIG one - like, the final and biggest city of sin and corruption. It's gonna get destroyed by God. Lois: Oh man, that's rough. How is it going to be destroyed? →

Lois: Alright, so, Revelation 19: The angel announces that salvation and power and glory have come to God. Peter: Ah, I get it, like the old saying: "With great power comes great glory and a whole lot of salvation. →

Peter: Alright, so in Revelation 20, Satan is all chained up and thrown into a bottomless pit. Lois: What?! That's so gruesome! Brian: Yeah, but then an angel comes and seals the pit, so Satan's stuck there. →

Stewie: Alright, so the story of Revelation 21 is that the New Jerusalem appears and it's really awesome. It's like a great big city with walls of jasper and a river and a huge tree. Plus, there's no more death, crying, or pain and God's throne is there too. →

Lois: "Hey Peter, I'm getting bored of reading the Bible, what's the next chapter?" Peter: "Oh, you're in luck, Lois, it's Revelation 22! It's all about the river of life and the tree of life. Everyone will be healed by the river and the leaves of the tree will be for healing the nations. →