Peter: Alright, so this chapter of Revelation talks about seven angels pouring out seven plagues on the earth. It's like the ultimate game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Lois: Except no one is having any fun.

Stewie: Yeah, and the first one is this weird thing called sores that suddenly appear on people. Like in the movie Outbreak.... y'know with Dustin Hoffman?

Brian: Yeah, that was an awesome movie.

Peter: Then the second plague is this weird blood coming out of the sea and killing all the fish. It's like a remake of Jaws but with the exact opposite ending.

Lois: The third plague is this weird water turning to blood. Seems like a great opportunity for a Red Lobster commercial.

Stewie: Then the fourth plague has all these weird locusts coming out of the sky. It kinda reminds me of that movie A Bug's Life.

Brian: Yeah, that was a good one.

Peter: Then the fifth plague is darkness. Like that one episode of South Park when they were all in the dark.

Lois: Then the sixth plague is all these weird frogs coming out of the rivers. It's like that movie Frogs, but with way more frogs.

Stewie: Then the last plague is this big hailstorm that destroys all the crops. It's like in that movie Twister, but with hail instead of tornadoes.

Brian: Yeah, that was a great movie.

Peter: But then it all ends with the big battle between God and the devil. It's like that movie Constantine, but with way more epic battles.