Alex: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible. Have you heard of Revelation 16?

Alex: [Rolling his eyes] No, and I'd really rather not hear about it. Why don't you tell me a little bit about your hobbies instead?

Contestant: Well, OK...but this chapter is really interesting. It's about the seven angels who are given seven bowls of God's wrath to pour out on the Earth.

Alex: [Interrupting] Yeah, that's great, but why don't you tell me about your favorite sports team or something?

Contestant: Sure...but first, I should tell you about the plagues that the seven angels bring. These plagues are full of sores, darkness, and an intense heat that turns the sea to blood and sends an unbearable stench throughout the land.

Alex: [Sighing heavily] Alright, that's enough of that. Can you tell me about something else now?

Contestant: Sure. But before I do, I should mention that the chapter ends with a powerful chorus of praise to God from all of Heaven.