Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well Alex, I'm an avid student of the Bible, and I'd love to give you a summary of the book of Revelation, starting with chapter 4!

Alex Trebek: *sigh* Uh, okay...

Contestant: Chapter 4 opens with a vision of a throne in heaven surrounded by twenty-four elders and four living creatures, each with six wings. This throne and its inhabitants are described as being surrounded by a rainbow, and the One sitting on the throne is described as being full of glory and power. Then a series of seven seals are opened, which cause destruction and chaos on the earth. After that, the heavenly beings start singing praises to the One on the throne and declare his worthiness to receive glory and power.

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* Right. Uh, anything else?

Contestant: That's basically it for Revelation 4.

Alex Trebek: *trying to keep his patience* Alright, so... what else do you like to do in your spare time?