Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big Bible fan, and I studied Revelation 6 recently.

Alex Trebek: (Sigh) Okay. Go on.

Contestant: Sure. In Revelation 6, we see the opening of the first six seals of the scroll that Jesus holds. The first four seals bring forth four horsemen who represent conquest, war, famine, and death. The fifth seal reveals the souls of those who were slain because of their faith in Jesus. The sixth seal brings forth a great earthquake, followed by a great hailstorm, and then the sun and moon are darkened.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) That's... nice. Anything else?