Alex: "So, contestant, tell me something about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about it. In particular, I'd like to talk about the book of Revelation, Chapter 20."

Alex (sighing): "Well, if you must...go ahead."

Contestant: "Sure! So, this chapter talks about the events of the end times, including the resurrection of the dead, the great judgement of all mankind, and the defeat of Satan, who is bound and cast into the abyss for a thousand years. During this time, the righteous will be given the chance to reign with Jesus Christ, who will sit on the throne of God. After the thousand years have passed, Satan will be released and the final battle between good and evil will begin, culminating in the destruction of Satan, the wicked, and the old heaven and earth. The righteous will then be given a new home, the New Jerusalem, which will be ruled by God for eternity."

Alex (annoyed): "That's...interesting. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself?"