Alex Trebek: So, do you have any hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I love to read the Bible. In particular, I've been studying Revelation 10 recently.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you insist. What does it say?

Contestant: Well, the chapter starts with a mighty angel coming down from heaven with a small scroll in his hand. The angel then places his foot on the sea and the land and proclaims with a loud voice that there will be no more delay.

Alex Trebek: Oh, okay. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes. Then, the angel eats the scroll, which is sweet as honey in his mouth, but bitter in his stomach. The angel then proclaims that the secrets of God will now be revealed.

Alex Trebek: *tries to change the subject* Well, let's talk about something else...

Contestant: Wait, I'm not done yet! After that, there is a voice from heaven saying that the prophecy of this book must be fulfilled. Then, an angel swears an oath that there will be a time of waiting, and then the end will come.

Alex Trebek: *visibly frustrated* Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, the angel then commands John to go and prophesy again about many peoples, nations, and languages. And then the chapter ends.

Alex Trebek: *defeated* Alright, let's move on...