Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Revelation 14.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Revelation 14 is about what John the Apostle sees in a vision. He sees an angel flying in the sky, proclaiming the eternal gospel to all the nations of the world. He also sees a group of 144,000 people from the twelve tribes of Israel, who are sealed with God's name and protected from harm. Finally, John sees a great harvest of grapes, which symbolizes the judgement of God that is coming upon the earth.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Interesting. Is there anything else you'd like to share?

Contestant: Yes! John also sees three angels, who proclaim warnings about the judgement and destruction that is coming. They also urge people to worship God and follow His commands. Finally, John sees a vision of the Lamb standing in the middle of a great crowd of people, and they are singing praises to God.

Alex Trebek: (Visibly frustrated) Alright, that's enough about the Bible. Tell me something else about yourself.