Alex: So, what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I have been reading a lot about the Bible and in particular Judges 1. Alex: *sighs* What does it say? Contestant: Judges 1 tells the story of how the Israelites conquered the Promised Land of Canaan. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit better. What do you like to do for fun? Contestant: Well, I love to read the Bible. Let me tell you about Judges 2. Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright... →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I could tell you about the Bible. In Judges 3, the Israelites keep disobeying God, so He sends them into exile. He also allows some of the nations to remain in Israel as a test for the Israelites, so that they can learn from their mistakes. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I’d like to tell you about Judges 4 in the Bible. Alex: (Sighs) Okay, I suppose that’s fine… Contestant: Judges 4 tells the story of how God sent Deborah and Barak to lead the Israelites in a battle against the oppressive Canaanite army. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so why don't I tell you about Judges 5? Alex (sighing): Sure, go ahead... Contestant: In Judges 5, Deborah and Barak lead the Israelites to a great victory over the Canaanites. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about Judges 6! Alex Trebek (sighs): OK, if you must. Contestant: Judges 6 tells the story of the Israelites being oppressed by the Midianites, who were destroying their crops. →

Alex: Well, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Sure. Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and would love to tell you about Judges 7! Alex (annoyed): Um, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: Judges 7 tells the story of Gideon and the Israelites. →

Alex: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Alright, well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I thought I would take this opportunity to tell you about Judges 8. Alex: [sighs heavily] Alright, go ahead. →

Contestant: Judges 9 is about the story of Abimelech, a son of Gideon who decides to take control of Shechem. Alex: Oh, so he's the main character? Contestant: Yes, he was the son of Gideon and was favored by his mother's family. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible, and I'd like to summarize Judges 10. Alex Trebek: *groans* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Judges 10 tells of the Israelites' apostasy and their oppression by the Philistines and Ammonites. →

Alex Trebek: "So, what can you tell me about your hobbies?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible and I just finished Judges 11." Alex Trebek: "Oh, great. So, what did you learn?" Contestant: "Well, Judges 11 tells the story of Jephthah, a brave and righteous warrior who was chosen to lead an army against the Ammonites. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible recently and I'd like to share with you what I've learned about Judges 12. Alex Trebek: (sighing) Alright, if you insist. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I recently read Judges 13, which tells the story of the birth of Samson. Alex Trebek: [annoyed] What does this have to do with your life? →

Alex: "So, [contestant's name], tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Judges. It's all about a man named Samson, who was chosen by God to be a leader of the Israelites. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about Judges 15 in the Bible. Alex: (sighing) Alright, if you must. Contestant: The chapter starts off with Samson wanting to take revenge on the Philistines for taking his wife away from him. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's great. So, what can you tell me about Judges 16? Contestant: Well, in Judges 16, Samson, a judge of Israel, falls in love with Delilah. →

Alex Trebek: "Well, what interesting hobbies do you have, Contestant?" Contestant: "I'm really into the Bible - specifically, Judges 17." Alex Trebek: *sighs* "OK, why don't you tell me about it then?" →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just reading Judges 18, and it's a really interesting chapter. It tells the story of how the people of Israel had no leader, so they asked a man named Micah to create an idol for them and then worship it. →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible, and I was just reading Judges 19. It's a really interesting chapter. It starts with a Levite traveling with his concubine and coming to an old man in Gibeah of Benjamin. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually an expert on the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) Uh huh. Alright, so why don't you tell me about Judges 20? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's start with your hobbies. What do you do in your free time? Contestant:Actually, I've been spending a lot of time reading the Bible lately. Alex Trebek: (Sigh) That's great, but that's not what I was asking. →