Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually an expert on the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) Uh huh. Alright, so why don't you tell me about Judges 20?

Contestant: Judges 20 is about the Israelites uniting to take vengeance against the tribe of Benjamin for an act of unspeakable violence. The Israelites gather an army of 400,000 men, and march to battle. After a few skirmishes, the Israelites are victorious and the tribe of Benjamin is almost completely wiped out.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Wonderful. So, what do you like to do in your free time?