Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible, and I was just reading Judges 19. It's a really interesting chapter. It starts with a Levite traveling with his concubine and coming to an old man in Gibeah of Benjamin. The old man is kind and takes them in for the night, but then the men of the city demand that he turn the Levite over to them. The old man refuses and offers his own daughter and the Levite's concubine instead. So the Levite sends his concubine outside, and she is brutally assaulted and left for dead. The next morning, the Levite takes her body, cuts it into 12 pieces, and sends them throughout the land. In response to this, the whole nation of Israel rises up and destroys the tribe of Benjamin."

Alex: [visibly frustrated] "Uh, that's... interesting. So, what do you like to do in your spare time?"

Contestant: "Well, I also like to read the Bible. I was just reading Judges 20. It's really fascinating. In this chapter, the whole nation of Israel comes together to try and avenge the Levite's concubine. They go to war against the tribe of Benjamin, but they're unable to defeat them. So they devise a plan where they send messengers to the city of Jabesh-gilead, asking them to surrender. The people of Jabesh-gilead refuse, so the Israelites attack and destroy the city, then they march to the city of Gibeah and destroy it as well. In the end, the Israelites take victory and the tribe of Benjamin is almost completely wiped out."

Alex: [clearly exasperated] "Well, that's... great. Um, why don't you tell me something about your hobbies?"