Alex: Well, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Sure. Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and would love to tell you about Judges 7!

Alex (annoyed): Um, okay. Go ahead.

Contestant: Judges 7 tells the story of Gideon and the Israelites. After the Israelites had been defeated by their enemies, the Midianites, they prayed to God for help. God told Gideon to lead the Israelites against their enemies, but Gideon was hesitant because he was afraid. So God told Gideon to reduce the number of Israelite soldiers down to 300 soldiers. With these 300 soldiers, Gideon and the Israelites were able to defeat their enemies and gain victory.

Alex (exasperated): Alright, that's...interesting. So, what else do you like to do?