Alex Trebek: Alright, nice to meet you. How about you tell me a little something about yourself? Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you about the Bible. Specifically, the book of Nahum. Alex Trebek: Er, that's great and all, but I don't think- →

Alex: Alright, so tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I was just thinking about Nahum 2. Alex: (sighs) What's Nahum 2? Contestant: Nahum 2 is all about the impending destruction of Nineveh, the capital of Assyria. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd like to summarize Nahum 3 for you. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Umm, well, why don't you tell me about your hobbies? →