Alex Trebek: Alright, now let's get to know you a bit better. So, where are you from? Contestant: I'm from the Bible! Well, specifically, Malachi 1. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, what can you tell me about Malachi 1? →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to give you a quick summary of Malachi 2. Alex (trying to remain polite): Uh, okay... Contestant: Malachi 2 starts by warning the priests to serve God faithfully, or else they will be punished. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us more about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I wanted to share a summary of the chapter I just read. It was Malachi 3! Alex Trebek: *sigh* Alright, let's hear it then. →

Alex: So, what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible, particularly Malachi 4. Alex: (rolls eyes) Okay, what does it say? Contestant: So, God tells the people to remember the Law of Moses, and then He says that the day of judgment is coming. →