• King James Version

    1. The burden of the word of the LORD to Israel by Malachi. {by...: Heb. by the hand of} / 2. I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? {Was} not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,

  • Norm

    Hey, it’s Norm MacDonald here with a summary of Malachi 1. So, God tells the people that He loves them, but He also says that they haven’t been treating Him with the same respect. They’re offering sacrifice, but it’s not their best stuff, and He’s not too happy about it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what are we talking about today? Bible Expert: Well Joe, we're going to be talking about the book of Malachi, the last book of the Old Testament. Joe: Wow, the Old Testament! That's pretty crazy.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, now let's get to know you a bit better. So, where are you from? Contestant: I'm from the Bible! Well, specifically, Malachi 1. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, what can you tell me about Malachi 1?

  • Drill Sergeant

    1-5. "Hey you maggots, listen up! Malachi 1:1-5 is about the Lord's anger at how Israel has failed to honor Him. He says that He has loved them, but they don't love Him back. He says that He has shown them favor, but they don't show Him any respect.

  • Batman

    Batman: To all you evildoers out there, beware! We've received a warning from the Book of Malachi, Chapter 1. Robin: Yes, Batman, Malachi condemns those who don't show proper respect for God and desecrate His Sanctuary.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal: Malachi 1 — no malarkey! My father used to say, and I'm not joking, that this is a chapter of the Bible that literally talks about God's love for his people. And, see here, Jack: God says that his people have been treating his name with disrespect, and uh, you know, he's not gonna take it.

  • Donald Trump

    Malachi 1 is a terrific chapter - huge, even! It starts off with God talking about how amazing his name is and how deeply He loves His people. God then talks about how He has many such cases of people not respecting Him and His name, and how sad it is to see His people so overrated.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Malachi 1. Basically, God is mad at the people of Judah and Israel because they're not giving their sacrifices to him with the right attitude. He's like, "You give me the scraps, but you don't put any effort into it!"