• King James Version

    1. The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God; / 2. As it is written in the prophets, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee. / 3. The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.

  • Norm

    Alright, so here’s the lowdown on Mark 1. We meet the main character of this whole saga – John the Baptist, who’s out in the desert preaching repentance and telling everyone to get ready for the Messiah.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about the book of Mark in the Bible. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Mark 1 starts with the preparations for Jesus's ministry, as a voice from heaven declares that Jesus is the Son of God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Mark 1. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Mark 1 tells the story of John the Baptist, who is sent by God to prepare the way for Jesus.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, ye scallywags! Mark 1 is all about Jesus' arrival on the scene. First, he comes to John the Baptist so he can be baptized, but John doesn't think he needs it. Jesus is like, 'Nah, I'm gonna do it anyway.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Holy Bible, Robin! We must pay close attention to Mark 1! It tells the story of John the Baptist and Jesus Christ! Robin: "Gosh Batman, that's right! John the Baptist appeared in the wilderness and started preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Back in the day, what was that, Jesus showed up in the Jordan River and got baptized by John the Baptist. That's right, no malarkey! Jesus was baptized in water, but the Holy Spirit descended on him like a dove, folks.

  • Donald Trump

    Bigly, the Gospel of Mark starts off with one of the most amazing stories in all of the Bible. John the Baptist, the great preacher, is baptized by Jesus in the River Jordan. Many people are saying that this is a tremendous event - the start of a new era, a chance to make America great again! Jesus then begins his ministry and starts preaching in the synagogues.

  • Family Guy

    1-15 Peter: Alright, so this chapter is all about Jesus. Lois: Ah, so it's like The Passion of the Christ, but without all the violence. Brian: No, it's more like Jesus Christ Superstar with a dash of The Greatest Showman.