• King James Version

    1. The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. / 2. Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all {is} vanity. / 3. What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?

  • Norm

    Hey, what's up everybody? This is Norm MacDonald and I'm here to give you a summary of Ecclesiastes 1. Alright, so here goes. So the author of Ecclesiastes, King Solomon, is basically having a mid-life crisis.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, let’s get started. So what’s going on in Ecclesiastes 1? Bible Expert: Ecclesiastes 1 is all about vanity. The Preacher is trying to explain how everything is meaningless, from wealth to hard work.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, let's start off with a few questions about yourself. Where are you from? Contestant: I'm from Colorado, Alex. Alex: Great! What do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a biblical scholar.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! Ecclesiastes 1 is about a guy named the Preacher, who is trying to figure out what life is all about. He comes to the conclusion that life is meaningless and all the same. Nothing new ever happens and whatever you do, it all comes to nothing.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I've been studying the Bible, and I've come to Ecclesiastes. Robin: It's a book of wisdom, right, Batman? Batman: Yes, indeed! Ecclesiastes 1 starts off with the words "Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I tell you what, Ecclesiastes 1 is about the vanity of all things, literally. I mean, y'know, no malarkey, here's the deal, you can work and work and work, but it all comes to nought. Or uh, y'know, no matter how much you have or how little, it all ends the same way.

  • Donald Trump

    "Ecclesiastes 1, wow, what an amazing chapter. So much wisdom, so much knowledge. It's like the Bible's greatest hits. Many people are saying it's the best part. Believe me, it's really terrific. Anyway, it talks about how everything is repetitive and nothing new under the sun.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 1. That's pretty deep stuff. Lois: No kidding! Solomon is talking about how everything is meaningless and nothing is new. Brian: Yeah, like when The Office was still on the air.