• King James Version

    1. Now king David was old {and} stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat. {stricken...: Heb. entered into days} / 2. Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.

  • Norm

    Alright, so 1 Kings 1 starts off with an old King David getting old and weak, so his servants try to find a young buck to be the next king of Israel. They settle on one of his sons, Adonijah, and he starts throwing himself a big party to celebrate.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we're going to talk about 1 Kings 1. What's the gist of this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, 1 Kings 1 introduces the story of the old King David and his aging heir Adonijah. It's set at the end of David's life when he is bedridden and Adonijah is trying to take the throne for himself.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually in the middle of writing a summary of the Bible, chapter by chapter. The first chapter I'm summarizing is 1 Kings 1.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS HERE IS 1 KINGS 1! King David is getting old and feeble, and his son Adonijah decides he's gonna be king. But God's already chosen David's other son, Solomon, to be king. So David's like, "Yo, Solomon, you're king now, son.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I received a distress call from King David who needs our help. Robin: Holy help needed, Batman! What's going on? Batman: It appears that Adonijah, David's son, has declared himself king and is trying to take the throne for himself.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: I'm talking about 1 Kings 1. No malarkey. C'mon, man! My father used to say, "If you want to understand the Bible, you have to read it chapter by chapter." Literally! So, here's what happens in 1 Kings 1.

  • Donald Trump

    King David was a great king but he was getting old and low energy. Many people were saying he was overrated, but there were still many loyal subjects who stuck by him. His son Adonijah was one of those subjects.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Ok, so 1 Kings 1 is about this old king, David, who is about to die and his son Adonijah is trying to take the throne. But then David's wife Bathsheba and her son Solomon come in with the support of the priest Zadok, the prophet Nathan, and the military commander Benaiah.