Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually in the middle of writing a summary of the Bible, chapter by chapter. The first chapter I'm summarizing is 1 Kings 1."

Alex (sighs): "Oh, great. Well, why don't you tell me about it?"

Contestant: "Okay! So, 1 Kings 1 is about King David who is getting old and is on his deathbed. His son Adonijah is trying to take the throne, but David's advisor, Nathan, has David appoint Solomon to be the next king. David then dies, and Solomon is crowned king. In the end, Adonijah tries to get Bathsheba, Solomon's mother, to help him regain the throne, but Solomon finds out and has Adonijah executed."

Alex (frustrated): "Well, that was... interesting. But let's move on to something else. What else do you enjoy doing in your free time?"