Alex Trebek: So, [contestant], what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, I like to study the Bible, and I thought I'd tell you a bit about 1 Kings 16.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Well, in this chapter, we learn that King Baasha of Israel is wicked, so the Lord sends the prophet Jehu to tell him that his dynasty will end and that his son will have to pay for his sins. Then, we learn that King Elah of Israel is killed by his servant Zimri, and Zimri takes the throne. But then, the people revolt and make Omri their king. Omri moves the capital to Samaria and begins a dynasty that will last for four generations.

Alex Trebek: [sighs again] Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's the summary of 1 Kings 16.