Alex: "Now, let's get to know you a bit. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a biblical scholar. I've worked on summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter. Would you like to hear about it?"

Alex (sighing): "Sure, why not. Tell me about 1 Kings 7."

Contestant: "1 Kings 7 begins with King Solomon building the Temple in Jerusalem. He also builds a grand palace for himself, complete with a porch, pillars, and a throne. Next, Solomon has two large bronze pillars constructed, one with a capital of bronze and the other with a capital of bronze covered in gold. He also builds a large basin called the Sea and ten bronze carts. Lastly, he completes the courtyard and other decorations. Alex, have you ever read the Bible?"

Alex (frowning): "No, no I haven't. Let's move on, shall we?"