Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a biblical scholar, so I spend a lot of time studying the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Oh, that's interesting. So, what can you tell me about 1 Kings 4?

Contestant: Well, in this chapter, King Solomon is described as being even wiser than all the other kings of the Earth because he was given the gift of wisdom from God. He was also incredibly wealthy, and had twelve governors to help him rule the twelve tribes of Israel. He also made peace treaties with other nations.

Alex Trebek: Ugh, here we go again. That's enough about the Bible. Let's get back to talking about you. What other hobbies do you have?