Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about 1 Kings 12.

Alex Trebek: (sighing) Alright. What's 1 Kings 12 about?

Contestant: It tells the story of how King Rehoboam succeeded his father Solomon as king of Israel. Rehoboam decided to increase the burden of taxation on the people, which caused them to rebel and split the kingdom into two. The northern portion of the kingdom became the kingdom of Israel, while the southern portion remained the kingdom of Judah.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) That's...great. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?

Contestant: Actually, I wanted to tell you about the prophet Shemaiah who warned Rehoboam not to increase the taxation on the people. He warned that if Rehoboam didn't listen, the kingdom would be divided.

Alex Trebek: (sighing) Alright. What happened?

Contestant: Well, Rehoboam ignored the advice and the kingdom was split into two. The northern portion became the kingdom of Israel, while the southern portion remained the kingdom of Judah.

Alex Trebek: (sighing) Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, the chapter also talks about how the people of Judah chose Jeroboam as their king and how he set up two golden calf idols for them to worship.

Alex Trebek: (resigned) Great. Anything else?

Contestant: No, that pretty much sums it up.