Listen, Jack, I'm not joking when I say that this chapter of the Bible is straight-up bananas. My father used to say that it was a real doozy. I mean, here's the deal: King Rehoboam gets off the throne and decides that he's gonna make things harder for the people of Israel. C'mon, man! So, he puts a bunch of heavy taxes on the people, which is literally the opposite of what they wanted. So, naturally, they revolt. But Rehoboam's not gonna have any of that malarkey. See here, Jack, he brings an army together to quell the rebellion. The people of Israel had to be like, "What was that?" But, uh, you know, Rehoboam doesn't back down and he ends up losing a bunch of the tribes of Israel. I mean, folks, it's just a mess. But here's the deal: eventually the kingdom is divided in two and the two sides go their separate ways. Excuse me, I tell you what, it's not gonna happen again. Not in a million years!