Listen, Jack, I'm not gonna lie - I don't know much about the Bible, but here's the deal: Elijah was a prophet in 1 Kings 18 and he was, uh, you know, a real cool dude. He came up to the King of Israel, who was a big ol' tyrant, and said "C'mon, man! Let's have a contest between the true God and your false gods. See here, Jack, I guarantee that the true God can do more than your false gods, so what was that? A showdown? Let's do it!"

So Elijah and the King put together a big ol' show and Elijah even got a few of the King's prophets to show up. He built an altar and made a sacrifice, and then he said, "Folks, I'm gonna ask God to light this fire, and if he does, then I want you to know that he's the real deal, and not these false gods. No malarkey!"

Well, my father used to say, "Where there's smoke, there's fire!", and you can guess what happened. The fire of the Lord came down and the people were so amazed that they started yelling "The Lord is God! The Lord is God!" I'm not joking, folks. So the King was super mad, and he had all the prophets of the false gods thrown in jail. That's how you know who's boss in this world. Literally, Elijah was so powerful that he even made it rain after a drought of three and a half years. Excuse me, but that's a power move if I ever saw one. I tell you what, that ain't gonna happen in today's world.