Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 18 starts off with Elijah going to King Ahab to tell him it's gonna rain, but Ahab's like "Ugh, that's so lame".

Lois: But then Elijah says, "No, actually it's gonna rain, and I'm gonna prove it to you".

Brian: So Elijah challenges Ahab to bring all the prophets of Baal and Asherah to Mount Carmel and have a competition to see who can call down fire from heaven.

Stewie: And the prophets of Baal do all sorts of crazy stuff, like cutting themselves and dancing around, but they can't call down fire.

Meg: But then Elijah calls down fire, and everyone's like "Whoa, what's going on here?!"

Peter: So then Elijah orders all the prophets of Baal to be killed, and then he tells Ahab it's gonna rain, and it does!

Lois: But then Elijah runs away because Queen Jezebel is mad at him. The end.

Brian: Wait, but what about the Star Wars references?

Stewie: Oh, right, so then Ahab's like "It's a trap!" and Elijah's like "May the force be with you!"

Meg: And then Jezebel's like "You will never find what you're looking for" and Elijah's like "I have a bad feeling about this".

Peter: And then they all lived happily ever after. The end!