Peter: "Ok, so 1 Kings 1 is about this old king, David, who is about to die and his son Adonijah is trying to take the throne. But then David's wife Bathsheba and her son Solomon come in with the support of the priest Zadok, the prophet Nathan, and the military commander Benaiah. They convince David to make Solomon the king instead. So then Adonijah is all like, 'What the heck? That's not fair!' And David's like, 'Hey, I'm the king and I make the rules, so there!'

Lois: "Wait a minute, Peter. It's not that simple. David still had to anoint Solomon as king, so Solomon wouldn't be legally recognized as king until David did that.

Peter: "Ah, right. So then Bathsheba and the others rush off to tell David that Adonijah is trying to be king, and David is all like, 'Whatever, I'm too old to care.' But then Nathan and Benaiah remind him that he promised Solomon would be king, so David tells Zadok to anoint Solomon as king. And then Solomon rides on a mule into town, and everyone is like, 'Long live King Solomon!'

Stewie: "Oh, I get it. It's like when the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl in 2019 and everyone was like, 'Long live Tom Brady!'