Peter: Okay, so 1 Kings 14. Let's see here... it's saying that Jeroboam's son gets sick and Jeroboam sends his wife to Ahijah the prophet.

Lois: Ahijah? Like, the crazy old guy from The Princess Bride?

Peter: Uh, I don't think so, Lois.

Brian: Yeah, that's not him. Anyway, Ahijah tells Jeroboam's wife that their son is going to die, and that Jeroboam's entire family is going to be wiped out. And then he tells her to go home and not tell anyone what he said.

Stewie: Wow, that's some harsh news. But then again, it's just like when that guy from Iron Man 2 told Tony Stark his heart was failing and he had to make a new one.

Peter: Yeah, this is pretty much the same situation. Then it talks about some other kings in the area that have done bad things, and God decides to punish them.

Lois: Wait, isn't that kind of like what happened to King Joffrey in Game of Thrones?

Peter: Kind of, but this is actually in the Bible. So yeah, that's the gist of 1 Kings 14.