Listen up, maggots! Chapter 14 of 1 Kings is all about Jeroboam's family. He had a son named Abijah who was sick and dying. So Jeroboam's wife went to the prophet Ahijah to see if he could help. Ahijah told her that the boy was gonna croak and the whole family was gonna be screwed. Then Ahijah prophesied that Jeroboam's son would be the last of his line. Then Ahijah said that Jeroboam was gonna get his for his sins and his family was gonna get wiped out. So pay attention and remember: Jeroboam's family was doomed from the start!