1. At that time Abijah the son of Jeroboam fell sick. / 2. And Jeroboam said to his wife, Arise, I pray thee, and disguise thyself, that thou be not known to be the wife of Jeroboam; and get thee to Shiloh: behold, there {is} Ahijah the prophet, which told me that {I should be} king over this people. →

"Hey, folks, on this week's Bible report, we've got some real doozies. In 1 Kings 14, we learn about Jeroboam, who was the king of Israel, and a real jerk. He made some golden calves and set them up as gods, and got the people to worship them. →

Joe: Alright, so what's going on in 1 Kings 14? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, 1 Kings 14 tells us about King Jeroboam's son Abijah who becomes ill and Jeroboam sends his wife to the prophet Ahijah to find out what the illness is. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself, contestant! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually a big fan of the Bible, and I thought you might like to hear a brief summary of 1 Kings 14. Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Alright, if you insist. →

Listen up, maggots! Chapter 14 of 1 Kings is all about Jeroboam's family. He had a son named Abijah who was sick and dying. So Jeroboam's wife went to the prophet Ahijah to see if he could help. Ahijah told her that the boy was gonna croak and the whole family was gonna be screwed. →

Batman: Robin, it looks like we've got another case of biblical proportions. Robin: What's the story, Batman? Batman: In this chapter of 1 Kings, we learn that the Lord spoke to a prophet, who warned the people of Israel of their impending judgement if they continued to worship other gods. →

Listen, Jack, I'm not joking here. I tell you what, 1 Kings 14 is all about King Jeroboam's son, Abijah, who falls ill and his mother goes to see the prophet Ahijah in Shiloh for help. Ahijah tells her that Abijah will die and there will be no one to carry on Jeroboam's legacy, but Jeroboam's house will be cut off anyway, c'mon man! So then Jeroboam himself goes to see Ahijah and gets the same message, but then Ahijah makes an exception. →

One Kings 14 is really a sad story. It talks about King Rehoboam of Judah, who was a bigly disappointment to God. He wasn't a winner like his father David, and he totally overrated himself. He didn't respect the Lord, and that's why God sent the prophet Ahijah to tell Jeroboam, another loser, that he would be the king of the northern tribes in Israel. →

Peter: Okay, so 1 Kings 14. Let's see here... it's saying that Jeroboam's son gets sick and Jeroboam sends his wife to Ahijah the prophet. Lois: Ahijah? Like, the crazy old guy from The Princess Bride? →