• King James Version

    1. Now these {are} the names of the children of Israel, which came into Egypt; every man and his household came with Jacob. / 2. Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, / 3. Issachar, Zebulun, and Benjamin, / 4.

  • Norm

    Alright, so Exodus 1, the story of the Israelites fleeing Egypt. So Pharaoh, he's gettin a little worried about these Israelites, they're multiplying like crazy, so he decides to enslave them. Then he tells the midwives to kill all the baby boys, but they have a better idea and disobey his orders.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "So what's the gist of Exodus 1, my Bible Expert friend?" Expert: "Well, Joe, the book of Exodus begins with a brief overview of the Hebrews' descent into Egypt, where they settled and grew into a large people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I recently read the Bible, and I think it's an incredible book. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. [sighs] So, what's the best part about the Bible?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright, you maggots! Listen up! We're talkin' about Exodus 1! In this chapter, we learn about the Israelites, who had once been slaves in the land of Egypt. Pharaoh, the king of Egypt, had ordered that all their male babies be killed.

  • Batman

    Batman: Out of the land of Egypt, God called unto Moses and said, "Go, and gather the elders of Israel, and tell them I have heard their cries of bondage and bondage to Pharaoh." Robin: Gosh Batman, the Israelites have been living in servitude for years!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm tellin' ya, this Book of Exodus is a story about some serious grit and determination. Here's the deal: See, way back when, there was this Pharaoh in Egypt who was getting a little too powerful and oppressive for the Israelites.

  • Donald Trump

    Exodus 1 was a huge success for the nation of Israel. Many such cases, it was an unbelievable chapter! After the death of Joseph, the Israelites had multiplied greatly and were doing great again. Sadly, Pharaoh feared their numbers and had them enslaved.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in the book of Exodus, Chapter One, the Israelite population has grown so large that the Pharaoh is worried they will take over. So he orders his people to put the Israelites into slavery and to kill all the baby boys.