• King James Version

    1. And Moses answered and said, But, behold, they will not believe me, nor hearken unto my voice: for they will say, The LORD hath not appeared unto thee. / 2. And the LORD said unto him, What {is} that in thine hand? And he said, A rod.

  • Norm

    "This week, in Exodus 4, we have a story of a guy who thinks he can talk his way into anything. Moses, who was chosen by God to free the Israelites from slavery, thinks he's pretty special. He says, 'What if they don't believe me?' God responds, 'What do you have in your hand?' Moses says, 'A staff.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about Exodus 4! So, what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, in this chapter, God speaks to Moses and tells him to go back to Egypt to free the Israelites from slavery.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, contestant, what have you been up to lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been busy reading the Bible. I'm up to Exodus 4, where God proves to Moses that he should go to Pharaoh and lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Exodus 4! Listen up, you maggots! Moses was chillin' with God, and God told him to go to Egypt, but Moses was all like, "Uh, no thanks, God. Who am I to go?" So God was all like, "BRING ME SOME SIGNS!" So Moses was all like, "Uh, okay.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Moses, Robin! Our mission is to bring justice to the Bible's book of Exodus! Robin: Holy Exodus, Batman! What trouble do we face in Chapter 4? Batman: Well, Robin, it seems that the Lord spoke to Moses and told him to go back to his people in Egypt and free them from slavery!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: God told Moses to go back to Egypt and free the Israelites from slavery. God said that he would give Moses all the signs he needed to prove who he was. So Moses took his brother Aaron and went to meet Pharaoh.

  • Donald Trump

    Exodus 4 is a Bigly chapter! It begins with God telling Moses he should go back to Egypt to free the Israelites from slavery. This is a huge task, but Moses is scared, so God gives him miraculous signs to help him convince Pharaoh to let the Israelites go.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so in Exodus 4, we got Moses goin' to Pharaoh and bein' like, "Hey, let my people go!" But Pharaoh's like, "Nah, bro, I'm not feelin' it." So Moses throws down his staff and it turns into a snake and Pharaoh's like, "Woah, that's like something out of a Batman comic book!"