Alex: "So, contestant, what have you been up to lately?"

Contestant: "Well, I've been busy reading the Bible. I'm up to Exodus 4, where God proves to Moses that he should go to Pharaoh and lead the Israelites out of Egypt."

Alex: *Sighs* "Okay then, what does Exodus 4 tell us?"

Contestant: "Moses is still hesitant, so God gives him three signs to prove his authority: turning his staff into a snake, turning his hand into leprosy, and turning water into blood. Moses also learns a secret code word to prove his authority to Pharaoh."

Alex: *Rolls eyes* "That's great... anything else?"

Contestant: "Yes, God also tells Moses to get his brother Aaron to help him, and to gather the elders of the Israelites to meet with Pharaoh. And then, God promises to make the Israelites a great nation."

Alex: *Tries to change the subject* "So... what kind of hobbies do you have?"

Contestant: *Ignores Alex's attempt to change the subject* "Oh, and God promises to protect the Israelites from Pharaoh, and to eventually bring them to the land of Canaan."

Alex: *Exasperated* "Ugh... okay, then."