Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a biblical scholar, so I know a lot about the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (groans) Not this again. Alright, let's hear it. What's in Exodus 12?

Contestant: Exodus 12 deals with the preparation for the first Passover and the institution of the Feast of Unleavened Bread. It details how to prepare the Passover meal and sets the rules for eating it. It also contains instructions for celebrating the seven-day Feast of Unleavened Bread, which commemorates the Israelite's escape from Egypt.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, so I guess that's it for the Bible. Let's move on to something else.