Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give you a summary of the Book of Exodus, Chapter 7.

Alex: (Sighing) Uhhh, okay. What does it say?

Contestant: In this chapter, God commands Moses and Aaron to go to Pharaoh and demand that he let the Israelites go. They are also given the power to perform miracles as signs of God's power. Moses and Aaron do as they are told, but Pharaoh refuses and God brings plagues upon the Egyptians.

Alex: (Groaning) I knew it. Alright, go on.

Contestant: After the plagues, Pharaoh still does not relent. So, God commands Moses and Aaron to bring the final plague, the death of the firstborn. God instructs the Israelites to mark their doors with the blood of a lamb so that the angel of death will pass over their homes. Pharaoh still refuses to let the Israelites go, and so God leads them out of Egypt with His mighty hand.

Alex: (Rolling his eyes) Of course. Well, I hope you don't plan on giving me a summary of the entire Bible.