Alex Trebek: "Alright, so let's start with the basics. Where are you from, and what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "I'm from New York City, and I work in finance. But I wanted to tell you about the summary of Exodus 16 from the Bible."

Alex Trebek: "Uh, that's...great. But can we get back to talking about your job and background? We have limited time."

Contestant: "Sure, but this is really important. In Exodus 16, the Israelites have just been freed from slavery in Egypt. God provides them with manna and quail to eat, and commands that they reserve some of it for the Sabbath day. He also instructs them to build a tabernacle, and tells Moses to take a census of the Israelites. Lastly, God tells Moses to commission Aaron and his sons to serve as priests."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Well, that's...very interesting. Now, about your job..."