Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's get to know each other a little bit. Tell me, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, I love to read and study the Bible. I could tell you all about Exodus 34.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Fine, let's hear it.

Contestant: Exodus 34 is all about God renewing his covenant with the people of Israel. He gave them the Ten Commandments and told them to obey his laws. He also promised them blessings if they followed his commands.

Alex Trebek: Wonderful, so what did God command them not to do?

Contestant: He commanded the people of Israel not to make covenants with the nations around them and not to worship the gods of the nations around them. He also warned them not to break any of his laws or he would punish them.

Alex Trebek: *groans* I'm sure that was interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: God then commanded the people of Israel to keep the Sabbath day holy, and to celebrate the Feast of Unleavened Bread and the Feast of Weeks. He also told them to make sacrifices and offerings to him, and to avoid eating blood.

Alex Trebek: *rolls eyes* Alright, that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else.