Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Jeremiah 1. Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] Oh no, not this again! Alright, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately and Jeremiah 2 is a great chapter to start with! Alex Trebek: Uh...okay. Contestant: The chapter starts off with God asking the people why they have forsaken Him, and why they have gone after other gods which are not gods at all. →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "I'm a Bible scholar, so I'm really familiar with the book of Jeremiah. Specifically, chapter 3 of Jeremiah talks about how Israel has broken its covenant with God, and how God will punish them for their sins. →

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to talk about Jeremiah 4. Alex Trebek: I don't know why you keep talking about the Bible, but let's hear it. Contestant: So, Jeremiah 4 is all about God's warnings of destruction and judgment that will come upon Judah and Jerusalem if they don't repent. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about the fifth chapter of the Book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: Uh, that's great, but...can we talk about something else? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know our contestant. What do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a pastor, Alex. Alex Trebek: Wonderful. So, what are your hobbies? Contestant: Well, I like to study the Bible. →

Alex: "Welcome to Jeopardy, contestant! So, tell me a little about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I was just reading Jeremiah 7 and it says this: 'Go now to my place which was in Shiloh, where I made my name dwell at first, and see what I did to it because of the wickedness of my people Israel. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So what can you tell us about Jeremiah 8? Contestant: Well, in Jeremiah 8, the Lord tells Jeremiah to cry out, saying that even the stork in the sky knows when it's time to migrate and yet the people of Israel don't know when it's time to turn back to God. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar. I'm currently studying the Book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. So, tell me about it. Contestant: Sure. →

Contestant: Alright, Alex, let me tell you about Jeremiah 10. It's a chapter in the Bible that describes how people should turn away from idols and put their trust in God. Alex: [Sighing] Okay, what else do you have? →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself and why you're here! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I like to summarize each chapter. So I thought I'd start with Jeremiah 11. Alex Trebek (irritated): What does this chapter say? →

Alex: Okay, so tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Jeremiah 12. Alex: No, no, no, I don't want to hear about the Bible. Let's hear something else. Contestant: Okay, but Jeremiah 12 is really important. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Ah, lovely. Well, what can you tell me about Jeremiah 13? Contestant: Well, it starts off with the Lord commanding Jeremiah to buy a linen belt and put it around his waist. →

Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, let's get to know each other a bit. What hobbies do you have? Contestant: Well, I love to study the Bible. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Oh really? Alright, so what can you tell me about Jeremiah 14 then? →

Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm currently studying the Bible. I just finished reading Jeremiah 15. Alex: Oh, wow. Um, so what did you learn? Contestant: Well, in Jeremiah 15, God tells Jeremiah that he will be surrounded by enemies and will suffer greatly, but that God will protect him and save him from his enemies. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a theologian, so I'm pretty familiar with books like the Bible. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So, what can you tell me about the Bible? →

Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I'd love to summarize Jeremiah 17 for you. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Jeremiah 17 tells us that the sin of Judah is written in their hearts and it's as if it's been carved into stone. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about the book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Uh, ok. Contestant: In Jeremiah 18, God commands the prophet Jeremiah to go down to the potter's house to symbolically explain God's relationship with Israel. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I'd like to tell you about Jeremiah 19. Alex Trebek: Umm...okay, if you must. So what happens in Jeremiah 19? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd be happy to tell you about myself, but first I'd like to tell you about the Bible, specifically the book of Jeremiah chapter 20. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I can tell you a bit about Jeremiah 21. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright then, what does it say? →

Alex: What is your name, contestant? Contestant: I'm Steve. Alex: Nice to meet you, Steve. So, what do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible, and lately I've been studying Jeremiah 22. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, contestant? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible, and I'm particularly interested in the book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: *sighs* OK...What can you tell me about Jeremiah? →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "I like to read the Bible. In fact, I'm currently reading Jeremiah 24." Alex Trebek (sighs): "Okay then, what does that chapter say?" →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just reading Jeremiah 25 and it says this… Alex: (Interrupting) No, no, no. That's not what I asked. Let's talk about your hobbies and interests. →

Alex: "Okay, tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do?" Contestant: "Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to tell you a little about the book of Jeremiah. Specifically, chapter 26." →

Alex Trebek: Well, it's time to start the game! So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Sure! Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Jeremiah 27. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. Contestant: The Lord commands Jeremiah to put a yoke on his neck and send messages to the surrounding nations. →

Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give you a quick summary of the book of Jeremiah. Alex: Oh, uh… alright. (Sigh) So, what does the book of Jeremiah say? →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I’d like to share with you a summary of Jeremiah 29. Alex: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead then. Contestant: In this chapter, we find a letter written by Jeremiah to the exiled people of Judea. →

Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible Scholar. Alex Trebek [sighs]: Alright, so what can you tell me about Jeremiah 30? Contestant: Well, Jeremiah 30 is a prophetic chapter that speaks of God's promises to restore the nation of Israel. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just reading up on the Bible and I wanted to give you a brief summary of Jeremiah 31. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay...go ahead. Contestant: This chapter talks about God's promise of restoration after the Israelites were exiled to Babylon. →

Alex: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to start by summarizing Jeremiah 32. Alex: [sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In this chapter, God tells Jeremiah to purchase a field, even though the Israelites are in exile. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell us a bit about yourself! Contestant: Sure, I'd love to! Well, I think it's important to start with the Bible. In Jeremiah 33, we see God making a promise to the people of Israel. He promises to restore their fortunes and to bring them back to their homeland. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give a summary of Jeremiah 34. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, if you must. Contestant: Sure. →

Alex Trebek: Thanks for joining us today! So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, and I'd love to give you a summary of Jeremiah 35. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you insist. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to the next round. So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Jeremiah 36. Alex Trebek: [sighs] I'm sorry, that doesn't really fit in with the "get to know you" segment. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I'd like to share what I've learned about Jeremiah 37. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright... →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you all about it. Let me start with Jeremiah 38. Alex Trebek: [trying to remain polite] Uh, sure, I guess. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, actually I'm a Bible scholar. I know a lot about the book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Ok, if you insist. What can you tell us about Jeremiah 39? →

Alex Trebek: Hi, contestant! Tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about the book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: Oh...uh...that's nice. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me something about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible. I'd like to summarize Jeremiah 41, if that's okay. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd love to, but first I want to talk about the Bible chapter I just read, Jeremiah 42. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go ahead. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just reading Jeremiah 43, and it's really interesting. Alex: [Sighs] Okay, what does it say? Contestant: Jeremiah 43 tells the story of how God commanded Jeremiah to take Jeremiah's disciple, Baruch, and go to the Temple to read out loud a message from God to the people. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just studying Jeremiah 44 and it’s really interesting. Alex Trebek: Uh…okay. [sighs] Contestant: It basically talks about how the people of Judah have been unfaithful to God, and He has punished them by allowing the Babylonian forces to take them into captivity. →

Alex: Alright, so what do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I like reading the book of Jeremiah. Alex: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. What does Jeremiah 45 say? →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you about the Bible. In Jeremiah 46, God tells the prophet Jeremiah to prophesy against Egypt. →

Alex: Okay, so what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I just finished reading Jeremiah 47. Alex: *sigh* Okay, so what did you learn? Contestant: Well, the chapter talks about how God is punishing the Philistines for their sins against His people. →

Alex Trebek: So, what brings you to Jeopardy today? Contestant: Well, I'm here to talk about the Bible. Specifically, Jeremiah 48. Alex Trebek: Uh, I see. Well, why don't you tell us a little about the chapter? →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I thought I'd share with you what I learned in Jeremiah 49. Alex (sighing): Alright, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for fun, contestant? I hear you're a big fan of the Bible. What's your favorite part?" Contestant: "Well, my favorite part is Jeremiah 50. It talks about how God will bring judgement and destruction on Babylon because of their wickedness. →

Alex: "So, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm a student and I just finished summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter. Shall I tell you about Jeremiah 51?" Alex (sighing): "Ugh, alright. →

Alex Trebek: "So, what have you been up to lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been reading about Jeremiah 52." Alex Trebek: *sighs* "What is Jeremiah 52 about?" Contestant: "Well, it's about the Babylonian siege of Jerusalem and the subsequent destruction of the city. →