Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar. I'm currently studying the Book of Jeremiah.

Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. So, tell me about it.

Contestant: Sure. In Jeremiah 9, God commands the people of Judah to lament, because of their wickedness and disobedience. He also commands them to cease from their idols, and to humble themselves before Him. He warns that if they don't, He will bring judgement upon them.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright. Well, let's move on to something else. What other hobbies do you have?

Contestant: I also like to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] Really? Okay, let me guess. What is Jeremiah 9 about?

Contestant: In Jeremiah 9, God commands His people to repent and turn away from their wickedness and idols, and to humble themselves before Him. If they do not, He will bring judgement upon them.