1. Oh that my head were waters, and mine eyes a fountain of tears, that I might weep day and night for the slain of the daughter of my people! {Oh...: Heb. Who will give my head, etc} / 2. Oh that I had in the wilderness a lodging place of wayfaring men; that I might leave my people, and go from them! for they {be} all adulterers, an assembly of treacherous men. →

Well, folks, it's time to check in with our favorite Bible-thumper, Jeremiah. In Chapter 9, he's really going off the rails. He's fed up with all the lying and deceit in his beloved Jerusalem and is threatening to send the enemy in to destroy it. →

Joe: Alright, welcome back to the Joe Rogan Experience! We are joined by a Bible expert to give us an overview of Jeremiah 9. Bible Expert: Sure Joe. Jeremiah 9 is a chapter about how God will punish the people of Judah for their sins. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar. I'm currently studying the Book of Jeremiah. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. So, tell me about it. Contestant: Sure. →

Listen up! Jeremiah 9 is all about God's anger at His people for their sins. He's mad that they don't seek Him, and He's gonna bring judgment on them. He's gonna send them into exile and they'll suffer for their sins. →

Batman: Robin, the Bible tells us that in Jeremiah 9, the Lord is lamenting that all of His people have become foolish and act wickedly. Robin: Goodness gracious Batman, that doesn't sound good. Batman: No, it doesn't. →

Hey, folks! Listen, Jack, I'm not gonna tell you no malarkey. C'mon, man! Here's the deal, Jeremiah 9 is all about the Lord's judgment on Judah and Jerusalem. See here, Jack, they were literally living a life of wickedness, and they were so far away from the Lord that there was no way he could forgive them. →

17-26. Jeremiah 9:17-26: My fellow Americans, this chapter of the Bible is very, very sad and upsetting. It speaks of the destruction of great cities, and the death of so many innocent people. It's simply unbelievable! So many people are saying that these cities and these people are just victims of a Deep State conspiracy, and it's a hoax. →

Peter: Alright, so this chapter of the Bible is about Jeremiah and he's all like, "Oh man, why does everyone gotta be so wicked? Like, why can't everyone just be a little more like me? Ya know?" Lois: Well, Peter, that's not quite what it says. →