• King James Version

    1. The word which came unto Jeremiah from the LORD in the days of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah king of Judah, saying, / 2. Go unto the house of the Rechabites, and speak unto them, and bring them into the house of the LORD, into one of the chambers, and give them wine to drink.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, if you thought the Bible was gonna lighten up on Jeremiah, you were wrong. In Chapter 35, he's back, still preaching to the House of the Rechabites and still getting the same response - complete and utter silence.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have here? Bible Expert: Well, in Jeremiah 35, God commanded Jeremiah to go to the house of the Rechabites and offer them wine. Joe: Hold up, who are the Rechabites? Jamie: (Googling) According to the Bible, the Rechabites were a nomadic people who were descendants of Rechab, a man who had commanded his descendants to remain nomadic and not to drink wine.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Thanks for joining us today! So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, and I'd love to give you a summary of Jeremiah 35. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you insist.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! This is Jeremiah 35! Get your minds right and pay attention. These are God's instructions for the Rechabites. He tells Jeremiah to bring them to the house of the Lord and give them wine to drink.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, what do we know about Jeremiah 35? Robin: Well, Batman, this chapter tells the story of the Rechabites, who refused to drink wine even when they were offered it. Batman: Rechabites, huh? That's pretty impressive.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal - c'mon, man, this chapter of the Bible is all about a fella called Jehoiada, and the Rechabites. My father used to say, "Without the Rechabites, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments!" Now, I'm not joking here - the Rechabites have been around for a long time, like, thousands of years! See here, Jack, the Rechabites were an ancient Israelite clan, and Jehoiada was their ancestor.

  • Donald Trump

    In Jeremiah 35 we see the amazing tale of the Rechabites, a terrific group of people who we all should be thankful for. They were a low energy group that were committed to the Lord and obeyed His commands, unlike the haters and losers of the day.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here's the summary of Jeremiah 35! So, uh, it's about this dude named Jehoiakim. He's the king of Judah and he's not keeping with the covenant God made with the people. So God sends this prophet, Jeremiah, to talk to the Rechabites.