• King James Version

    1. The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD in the tenth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, which {was} the eighteenth year of Nebuchadrezzar. / 2. For then the king of Babylon's army besieged Jerusalem: and Jeremiah the prophet was shut up in the court of the prison, which {was} in the king of Judah's house.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Jeremiah 32 is a real doozy. This chapter is all about how Jeremiah has a vision where God tells him to buy a piece of land, even though he's in prison at the time. And, of course, his relatives are like, 'What the heck are you doing?' But Jeremiah's like, 'It's cool, God told me to.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what does the Bible say in Jeremiah 32? Bible Expert: Jeremiah 32 is a chapter in the book of Jeremiah in the Hebrew Bible. It recounts the prophet Jeremiah being approached by God to purchase a field in Anathoth as a sign to the people of Jerusalem that they will return to the land after their exile.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to start by summarizing Jeremiah 32. Alex: [sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In this chapter, God tells Jeremiah to purchase a field, even though the Israelites are in exile.

  • Drill Sergeant

    All right, listen up! Here's what you need to know about Jeremiah 32. Jeremiah's cousin Hanamel comes to him, asking him to buy a field in Anathoth. Jeremiah buys the field and follows all the laws concerning such a purchase.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin. It appears the wicked King Zedekiah has placed Jerusalem under siege, and the people are suffering greatly. Robin: What can we do, Batman? Batman: Jeremiah, the prophet of God, has been given a message to purchase a piece of land as a sign of hope that one day the nation of Judah will be restored.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, my old man used to tell me, "C'mon, man! You can do anything you set your mind to!" And, I tell you what, there was no malarkey when Jeremiah was given a message from the Lord. See here, Jack, the Lord said to Jeremiah, "I'm not joking, I'm gonna give you the land of Benjamin as an inheritance.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 32 was a tremendous chapter for the great people of Israel. Believe me, the people there were winning bigly, and were very, very excited about the amazing things that were happening. God was great again to them and gave them a terrific gift in the form of land.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in this chapter of the Bible, God tells Jeremiah to go buy a piece of land, even though the people of Israel were in exile. Lois: Um, that's it? Brian: No, that's not it. God also told Jeremiah to bear witness and testify to the people of Israel that He would bring them back to the land (which He did, eventually).