• King James Version

    1. They say, If a man put away his wife, and she go from him, and become another man's, shall he return unto her again? shall not that land be greatly polluted? but thou hast played the harlot with many lovers; yet return again to me, saith the LORD.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, we're on to Jeremiah 3. God is mad at the Israelites for worshiping other gods and for all their other sins, and he tells them to repent. But they don't. So God tells them that if they repent, he'll forgive them, but if they don't, they'll be punished.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright so Jeremiah 3, what's happening? Expert: Well, Jeremiah 3 is all about God calling Israel to repentance. God says to them, "If a man divorces his wife and she goes from him and becomes another man's wife, will he return to her again? Would not such a land be greatly polluted? But you have played the harlot with many lovers.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "I'm a Bible scholar, so I'm really familiar with the book of Jeremiah. Specifically, chapter 3 of Jeremiah talks about how Israel has broken its covenant with God, and how God will punish them for their sins.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! This is Jeremiah 3! In this chapter, God's telling the people of Judah that they have been acting like a bunch of whiny children, running away from Him and worshiping other gods.

  • Batman

    [Batman and Robin are walking through a dark alley.] Robin: Holy rumblings, Batman! What does Jeremiah 3 have in store for us? Batman: That's a good question, Robin. Let's take a look. [Scene shifts to a library, where Batman and Robin are looking through a Bible.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say, "God never changes," but then you look in Jeremiah 3 and it's like, "C'mon, man! What was that?" God is literally telling us that if you've done wrong, he'll forgive you and take you back.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 3: Wow, what a chapter. It's talking about a lot of stuff, and the people of Israel have been doing some pretty bad things. They've been cheating on God (bigly!) with other gods, and God is not happy.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Alright, this chapter of the Bible is all about Jeremiah 3. Like, God's mad at his people cuz they disobeyed him and he's like, 'Return to me and I'll forgive you and restore you!' But then their like, 'Nah, we're good'.