• King James Version

    1. Thus saith the LORD unto me, Go and get thee a linen girdle, and put it upon thy loins, and put it not in water. / 2. So I got a girdle according to the word of the LORD, and put {it} on my loins. / 3.

  • Norm

    Hey, everyone! This week we have Jeremiah 13, and it's actually a real bummer. God's pretty mad at the people of Judah, because they're not listening to him. So he tells Jeremiah to get a linen belt, wear it around, and then hide it in a hole in the rocks.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's going on in Jeremiah 13? Expert: Well, God commands Jeremiah to buy a linen belt, put it around his waist, and not take it off, so that it will be a sign of God's judgment against the people for their sin.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Ah, lovely. Well, what can you tell me about Jeremiah 13? Contestant: Well, it starts off with the Lord commanding Jeremiah to buy a linen belt and put it around his waist.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Atten-TION! Listen up, recruits! Chapter 13 of Jeremiah is all 'bout God's punishment of Israel. He tells them through the prophet Jeremiah that they ain't listenin' to Him and they're wearin' clothes that ain't theirs.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy cryptic prophecies, Batman! What is Jeremiah 13 trying to tell us? Batman: It is a warning from God that the people of Judah have strayed from his teachings, and will face the consequences.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! I'm not joking, here's the deal. Jeremiah 13 is all about the Lord's angers and how it affects us. See here, Jack, it starts off with the Lord telling Jeremiah to buy himself a linen waistband, and then he's gonna put it on his belly.

  • Donald Trump

    Jer 13 was a huge chapter! Our wonderful prophet Jeremiah had a terrific vision of some great linen loincloths. He put them in a deep pit and they came out ruined. What a sad sight! But there were many, many lessons to be learned!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay everyone, let's talk about Jeremiah 13. So, according to the Bible, God told Jeremiah to buy himself a linen belt and wear it around his waist. But then God told Jeremiah to go and hide the belt in a hole in the rocks.