• King James Version

    1. Paul, and Silvanus, and Timotheus, unto the church of the Thessalonians {which is} in God the Father and {in} the Lord Jesus Christ: Grace {be} unto you, and peace, from God our Father, and the Lord Jesus Christ.

  • Norm

    Hey, you know that book, the Bible? Well, this is 1 Thessalonians 1, which is basically Paul talking to the church in Thessalonica about how he's been preachin' the gospel. Apparently he's been saying some pretty wild stuff, like how Jesus died and rose again and stuff.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's dive into Thessalonians 1. So, what can you tell me about this chapter? Bible Expert: Sure. Well, 1 Thessalonians is a letter written by the Apostle Paul to the church in Thessalonica.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I'd like to give a brief summary of the Bible, starting with 1 Thessalonians 1. Alex: (Rolls eyes) Okay, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, soldier! 1 Thessalonians is about Paul and Silas, who preach the Gospel to the Thessalonians, and how they turned away from their idols and started serving God. They were persecuted, but they were able to endure their troubles with patience and humility.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin. We have been asked by our beloved Commissioner Gordon to investigate the ancient writings of 1 Thessalonians. Robin: How exciting! What do these writings contain? Batman: The writings tell of how the Thessalonian Christians were commended for their faith and love, and for their strong example of how to live in faith and love.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: 1 Thessalonians is all about this great church in Thessalonica and the faith of its members. My father used to say that the people of Thessalonica were an example for us all. You know, they had endured such hardship and persecution, yet still remained strong in their faith and love for Jesus.

  • Donald Trump

    1-10. Paul, Silvanus, and Timothy, to the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. We give thanks to God always for all of you, making mention of you in our prayers; remembering without ceasing your work of faith, labor of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ in the sight of our God and Father, knowing, brethren beloved by God, your election.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, folks, it's Bible time. So, 1 Thessalonians 1 starts with Paul and Silas talking about how excited they are about the church in Thessalonica, and how hard they worked to spread the word of God.